செக்ஸ் ஜோக்ஸ் 18 +

while Veerapandia kattabomman having sex with his wife, what was the slogan he might have told? "vellaiyane Veleyeru".


What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive


Son: Amma appavoda vaieru yen perusa irukku. MOM: Vaithulla kutti yaanai irukku. SON; Athanaa nethu kulikum pothu keela tumbbikai thonguchu!! MOM: ......~!!!



NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST



Oru kaakkkaa oru auntyoda Brava thookittu poi marathu melaVachirudhu, Aunty: Brava keela podu. Kaakkaa: Ayyo ithu keela poduradu illa mela poduradu!



Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6? long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

English master pant zip poda marandhutaar. Girls sirichanga. Master (situation puriyama): Ippadi sirichittey irundheenga, Veliye nika vechuruven.

Girl:It’s 2 tight Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”


He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!


A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study



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